Sometime I'll post something substantive, but for now, have a meme from kivrin.

Whip out your music program, click the random button, and pick out 10 songs. Alter the name by turning it into a convoluted, wordy synonym. For example: Silent Night = Nocturnal Time Completely Lacking Noise. When someone guesses the title correctly, italicize the convoluted one and put the real title and the person who figured it out.

1. A Song Pertaining to An Oft-Mythologized New Testament Figure

2. No Reason Not To Engage In Rhythmic Motion Accompanied by Music

3. At Any Time that the Person Addressed Is Prepared

4. The Fuel or the Surface Upon Which this Track-Bound Conveyance Proceeds

5. A Petition Pertaining to A Person other than the Speaker

6. More Proximate to an Acceptable State

7. This Planet Will Not Be Reducing its Speed.

8. It is Forbidden to Direct One’s Vehicle in a Counter-Clockwise Direction in a Certain Mid-Atlantic State

9. The Diurnal Period Prior to The Current One

10. The Speaker is a Particular Tusked, Ocean-Dwelling Mammal