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  1. Don't just list (Town) as the location of your stuff.  (Town) is inevitably a big place.  People do not want to drive all the way across (Town) to buy your stuff, maybe.  Or maybe they're right next door, and they'll be excited to learn you live in (Specific Neighborhood, Town), just like them, and they'll rush out and buy your stuff right away and for full price.
  2. Put up a good picture, or better, several.  If there is no picture, a huge percentage of people will never even click on your ad.  Seriously, they don't care how well you describe it.  Your deathless prose?  They will not read it.  No one wants to drive somewhere to look at something they've never seen.  If you don't put a photo, be prepared to have only the most annoying and/or crazy people respond to your ad.
  3. Take three seconds and type up your ad in a program with spell check.  It is not a "dinning table."  You do not own a "chest of draws" or worse, a "chester drawers."  I assure you, an "armwar"?  You do not have one.  When you write this stuff, the buyer thinks that you're the kind of person who might not disclose that time the dog puked on the sofa.  Also, you are contributing to the death spiral of our culture, so there's that to worry about.
  4. Don't list how much you paid for the item originally.  No one cares, and if you list a high dollar figure, people will just assume you're lying.
  5. It doesn't matter if you've only had that Ikea couch for six months, no one is going to pay close to retail for it.  Ikea furniture is made of termite chewings and Elmer's glue.  Six months is practically the entire lifetime of many pieces of Ikea furniture.  Accept that pieces of furniture, like cars, lose a huge chunk of their value the second you take them home.
  6. Don't lie.  Don't call MDF furniture "solid wood," don't call your Eames knockoff an "Eames original," and don't call your antique reproduction "antique."  When people see your item in person, they will be able to tell you were lying, and they are strangers from the internet who now know where you live.  Think about that for a second.  Yeah.

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  1. Buy a house or condo

  2. Go to England, Europe, Argentina, or Mexico

  3. Pay off all the credit card debt

  4. Take a solo road trip

  5. Publish ten poems [1/10]

  6. Find somewhere to volunteer on a regular basis

  7. Get to goal weight of 160 lbs

  8. Spend a year in therapy

  9. Shoot a gun

  10. Ride a jetski

  11. Do another photography project in a professional or academic context

  12. Host a party

  13. Make three new good friends [2/3]

  14. Take dancing lessons

  15. Sew an entire outfit

  16. Get highlights

  17. Pierce my eyebrow or get second set
    of ear holes

  18. Get a tattoo

  19. Take an art class

  20. Learn to knit

  21. Embroider something

  22. Print some fabric

  23. Make and sell some jewelry

  24. Learn to make three great salads [0/3]

  25. Learn to make three great desserts [1/3]

  26. Learn to make three great entrees [0/3]

  27. Learn to make three great
    veggie/fruit sides [0/3]

  28. Learn how to use an elliptical machine

  29. See the Grand Canyon

  30. See White Sands New Mexico

  31. Go to San Diego

  32. Spend the weekend in Austin

  33. Participate in a charity walk

  34. Sell an ad for my shopping blog

  35. Go to the wolf sanctuary

  36. Go ice skating

  37. Get passports for me and C

  38. Wear a great Halloween costume

  39. Decorate for Halloween

  40. Carve pumpkins for Halloween

  41. Re-set my wedding diamond in silver or platinum

  42. Complete a beginner’s yoga class

  43. Send A a signed book of poetry

  44. Help build a Habitat for Humanity house

  45. Choose one scholarly journal; subscribe for a year; read every issue

  46. Choose one poetry journal; subscribe for a year; read every issue

  47. See a play

  48. Buy a decent couch

  49. Fix tires on bike and buy lights

  50. Meditate every day for a week

  51. Get five great massages [0/5]

  52. Ride bike to the coffee shop 25 times [2/25]

  53. Go pottery painting

  54. Go to Moody Gardens Aquarium + Rain Forest in Galveston

  55. Go to every art museum in Houston

  56. Learn to do a handstand well

  57. Go to CPR class with C

  58. Get cloth grocery bags to use in
    place of plastic

  59. Donate blood

  60. Find one new favorite alcoholic drink

  61. Find one new favorite
    non-caffeinated, sugar-free drink


  62. Learn how to use five new ingredients with confidence [2/5]

  63. Go to a financial planner

  64. Create a plan to save for retirement

  65. Sell ten articles

  66. Go on a girl-only road trip

  67. Buy a new pothos plant

  68. Start an herb garden, even if it’s only in a windowsill

  69. Organize books by subject and author last name

  70. Buy slips & undershorts for wearing dresses

  71. Go to and complete a beginner’s kickboxing class

  72. Buy a pair of prescription sunglasses

  73. Cook marshmallows at a campfire

  74. Get good at rock-climbing at the gym

  75. Ride a horse

  76. Buy a box a.c. for the bedroom (so I can stop making the whole house freezing at night when I just need one room to be cold)

  77. Get eyebrows professionally shaped or waxed

  78. Take four interior design courses at HCC [0/4]

  79. See five tourist attractions in Texas [1/5]

  80. Go to a classical music concert

  81. Do karaoke

  82. Master five easy crock pot dinners

  83. Get a new mattress

  84. Go to an arts festival

  85. Decorate for Christmas

  86. Go to a pagan ceremony

  87. Go to a Quaker meeting

  88. Go to a religious retreat

  89. Read a good book on Buddhism

  90. Print and frame five of my photographs

  91. Participate in an art swap

  92. Devote one full day to hedonism

  93. Automate a savings plan from our paychecks

  94. Learn to speak and read Spanish nearly fluently

  95. Begin to learn a second foreign language

  96. Bring cookies to work for no reason

  97. Learn to make one really fabulous vegan meal

  98. Read 10 memoirs [3/10]

  99. Read 100 new books of poetry [9/100]

  100. Find a reliable source for premade California rolls

  101. Get a new Canon lens and a new flash [1/2]



due date: February 15, 2011

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