01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
Yes

02) What was your dream growing up?
To have my own house and dogs -- still working on it.

03) What talent do you wish you had? 
I wish I were a really fantastic dancer.

04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Screwdriver, or a really dry chardonnay.

05) Favorite vegetable?
Tie between asparagus and artichoke.

06) What was the last book you read?
Hard Times, by Charles Dickens.

07) What zodiac sign are you?
Scorpio.

08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
Just ears.  I'd like to get a couple more.

09) Worst Habit?
Procrastination and--not unconnected--staying up too late.  Why do you think I'm doing this meme?

10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
Honestly, not unless I knew you.

11) What is your favorite sport?
Figure skating.

12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
I'm an optimist who tries to control her optimism by talking a good pessimistic game.

13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Play "would you rather" and, if all else failed, hangman.

14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
I got pregnant at sixteen and it changed my relationship with my parents forever.  Not in a good way.

15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
I love it when people play with my hair.

16) Do you have any pets?
Three evil cats.

17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
I'd die of horror when you saw the amount of cat hair on the sofa.

18) What was your first impression of me?
That you were worth getting to know, and that getting to know you would take time.

19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Neither, but if I had to choose just one, then scary.

20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
I wouldn't turn down perkier boobs.

21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Partner in crime, unless I thought what you were doing was seriously ethically wrong.

22) What color eyes do you have?
Green.

23) Ever been arrested?
No, but I was taken home once in the back of a police car.

24) Bottle or can soda?
Can.  Bottle soda tastes like plastic.

25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Pay off credit card debt.

27) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
The coffee place nearest my house.  I like to pretend I live there.

28) Do you believe in ghosts?
It depends on whether you ask me in the middle of the night.

29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Read, poke around the internet, and make plans for the future.

30) Do you swear a lot?
Fucking A.

31) Biggest pet peeve?
People who are really invested in their own coolness.

32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Reflective.

33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
Not really.  It's nice in theory, but it tends to boil down to cliches.  If someone did something unusual and surprising and thoughtful, I would think that was romantic.  A dozen roses, though, meh.

34) Favourite and least favourite food?
Favorite: for junk food, chocolate, and for healthy food, asparagus.  Least favorite: is horseradish a "food"?  Because I think it's really gross.

35) Do you believe in God?
I am taking God under consideration.

36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?